spiderPIG!

omg i can give u WoW.

WoW= Words of Wisdom!

seriously. aiight check it out....yo.i was talking to jerome and he was being a whiny nice cool understanding whiny idiot. osi was like YOYOYO!

bLOOI the BITCH. <3 ice cream?

its rude when u visit someone's hse and u dont greet them right? so FREAKING TAG MY TAGBOARD!as said by The Famous Darren

"its a TAGboard not a STFUboard"                                                                                                              

                                                   -The Famous Darren

anyway i have stuff to blog about. a dream last night, a dream which i couldnt remember in the morning, reminded me that russell thio guan yeeeeee saved my life twice and fufilled one of my life ambitions.

so i have another life ambition.one which can only be fufilled in the HOOD, ya know what i'm saying...dawg? anyway its for a african american homie to call me his "NIGGA" OMG! what an honour! he'll be like "of course i'll help u drive-by and shoot luke cheang...U MA NIGGA!" and i'll be like shouting "YES! YES! YES! IM UR NIGGA! WHAT! WHAT! TEAR THAT BALD HAIRED CHINK UP!" in my mind. i mean i obviously mean alot to them to be called their nigga. my my...im excited just thinking about it! brrrr....chills man chills...

but theres one thing about black guys i cant understand. they have the biggest EGOS in the WORLD! like their songs are always about how hot they are in DA CLUB and how they be rolling their 22's or 24's or whatever. and that their bling is icey and all sorts of egocentric crap like that. all their HO's are totally into their "sexiness" look at chamillionaire! OMG HE IS UGLY AS SHIT! same colour too. HEY HEY dont get all racist here. anyway seriously go look at him. his picture will be loading on ur com and at first u'll be like " hey how bad could he loo- HOLY SHIT! IS THAT A HUMAN?! " yeh just like that.i guess the attractiveness of a black guy mostly depend on how heavy his bling is and how FLY he is as he rolls by in his bladida wheels. i like rap.

ok i cant BELIEVE HOW stupid the muslim extremists are. after all the shit they've done, they think that when they die they'll be welcomed into heaven with open arms! "wow! i saw how u valiantly held the hostages at gun-point! HOW DO U DO IT?! come come, move over abdhul, make some space for this child-killing hostage-taking mass-murdering HERO!" so not happening. theyll prob do all their nasty shit like killing stuff and calling westerners INFIDELS.then theyll die at the ripe old age of thirty-two and when they get to wherever their heaven is allah will be like "congrats my heroes! (: (: (: " then he snaps his fingers and they fall into the dark abyss of muslim hell where they will be forced to take care of dogs and eat pork floss and ba kua everyday.

im not being racist here, its just that i think that these muslim extremist are being extremely ignorant and stupid.

OK IM DONE HERE! hope u like it bLOOI

virgin boy virgin boy.

i'll say it now and i'll say it with gusto. lol i said gusto. heehee gusto gusto.

anyway. wycliffe's blog is pretty funny! and his list is very accurate. haha extremely. www.carnakua-shisha.blogspot.com advertisment for u (:

anyway since wycliffe like to talk about the class, and i have no creativity, i shall copy him.

OUR CLASS IS SUPER COOL. actually only the ppl who hang out with me. all the private jokes are really funny. private jokes ROCK! lolsters sia. anyway private jokes make u feel like you're exclusive. like there are 5 ppl and 3 know the private joke. the other two are like "i dont get it." and the 3 are like "haha tell me that private joke again!". and the other 2 are like "no not again." and the 3 are like " HEEHEE HAHA HOHO nice one guys!" zZzZz.

khalis. if u remove the l and replace it with k it becomes khakis. zzz i really dont know what to say.

weizhen is a dick! a major major dick! i mean like he goes beyond dick. he's also a piss. he has like an EQ of -5 which is like how much he can piss u off. he's only funny when he's pissing someone else off. other than that he's just a jackass. i wonder what his family must be like. maybe they're just as annoyed with him. like when his mom is talking to him he suddenly says " molly."HAHA PRIVATE JOKE! or maybe they're all just as socially inept. then their house must smell strongly of ammonia. why? COS THEY'RE ALWAYS PISSING!

"eh. kochak call u!"

"where?"

"haha. kochak face"

another private joke. its like a semo private joke.

man i've got a busted nut. but its only bruised cos i can feel the roundness. its just hurts alot. like u needed to know that.

OK I'VE GOT A FREAKING BRILLIANT IDEA. WHY DONT U GUYS JUST TELL ME WHAT U WANT ME TO BLOG ABOUT AND I WILL! AWESOME STUFF EH

and im just gonna say this in advance to all u insecure egoistical dipshits.

"then it'll just be a blank post"

yeh i say that in response to u asking me to write about how awesome/sexy/cool/great/majestic/pro u are. that goes for all synonyms of awesome.

sianzibuah.KUM PUA DAGON!

i should really get a life. i  swear. im actually admitting that my life is pretty pointless.

i mean its fun and stuff and it shud honestly be great and shit like that but its really feels quite sianzibuah. haha whatever that means yeh.

i shud be able to pride myself upon an achievement. but sadly i cant. its kinda stupid regretting it and not doing anything about it so i shall try to you know...own more (: haha whatever la. i had to say that to make it sound un-emotional.

ok i've been watching one tree hill again. i guess i could say that its not that good. in fact practically anyone with an OK imagination could probably come up with something like that. its actually quite a monotonous storyline. but being some drama series...its addictive anyway.

well back to my life. its fun. yeah pretty fun. so maybe some people are jealous that i can practically go out anyday and shit like that. but it only seems so great cos it seems better than what u have. but in truth. its not better cos there are prob some aspects of your life that makes up for what u feel is unfair. moral?? be happy with what u have. so even though i may say that my life is pointless, im happy with it. yeh and if im not happy, then i'll just make happy time with myself. HAHHAHAHHA how bout no.

well like i said in my previous post, live for the moment. and its more than words of wisdom, its words that will change your life simply cos im a genius! haha! yes! i am.

oh guess what bitches. im joining back rugby in jc. yupp. not cos its cool or anything or because i think i'll be good at it. in fact i'll prob still suck shit. but at least its like im doing something with my life right? and who knows. haha i may be a good umm...HOOKER?prob not.

BLABLABLA.

so whats the point of my blog?well at first it was to complain and bitch. as fun as it is. i cant seem to find a problem with things. and when i do its umm...too personal to let u dickheads know.

so now my aim is to

CHANGE LIVES!! YES!

so im gonna be everyone's friend.

if u ever have a problem, dont hesitate to talk to me. cos since wang has stepped down from that unofficial post, someone has to renact that position. and that my dear FANS, will be me! ooh yeh.

ahha.

oh i do have something to bitch about.and at the same time i would like to give myself some self praise.(sounds familiar russ, plant a seed of deciet while passing a comment hahhaha)

well its the whole filipino shit...its bloody pissing. i dont really openly say it cos it would just make me an asshole right? here comes the self praise. i have a good temper and i guess a high threshold to pissers. but its honestly quite pissing to make fun of my race. not like i can help it right..then again i dont exactly have a problem with it. and wycliffe was like "its not like being a filipino is a bad thing right?" HOLY shit! hahahahhaha that coming from wycliffe. riiiight.

bye

sigh.they say i'm awesome.its an understatement.

hey go listen to loney september. its like the super sadddest song ever!! holy shit gg-cry-ur-ass-off sad. its goes beyond sad. i could and might have cried listening to it. ok i didnt cry but the feeling was there...lol

im not a sissy. its called emotional and compassionate. its also sexy  very sexy.

hmmm how did the word emo come about?? its still a relatively "young" word but still.....whats the freaking meaning of the word emo? its like a derrty word. haha. derrrrty. anyway yes its an insult in most, practically all of its contextual forms (wtf?!). so lets just set a ground rule. emo shud be used as an accurate description for someones emotions. LIKE! when someone is sad. if u want to say that the person dresses emo then find a knife and run into it. cos its stupid to say that. just say "u dress like a mat/mutt/mad/mat" umm...how do u spell it? i mean it could be mad like as in ahmad or mohummad.  well back to the subject at hand. emo shud just be the short form of emotional. it probably is but magazines and stupid teenagers (excluding or maybe including myself) have turned it into some sorta derogatory term...not cool people. use emo wisely. because...

WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY. whoo! hahaha i bet u never expected that.

well i just watched transformers. and its like FReaKinG awesome! see the way i wrote freaking. thats how much it FReaKinG PwN3d. sigh..dork. anyway the stupid newspaper guy have it two stars.

DAAAAMMNNN bitch! what movie did U watch?

OK! i have decided. haha saving the world is some sexy shit right there. HELL! u dont even have to save the world..just save a town or something and u are FReaKinG HOT! right-outta-the-oven HOT! so many movies. the "underdog" does some shit and gets the girl of his dreams. even MONSTER HOUSE, hahaha the geek ends up with the "hot" 3d girl scout selling cookies. same goes for so many movies! including transformers. (maybe i spoilt the ending but u would have seen it coming from the start) and all the heroics dipshits are like covered in grime and all sorts of shit. and the girl embraces him...or if hes lucky they start come kissing marathon-tongue action is mandatory. sigh HE's the dirtiest shit on the planet and he makes out. how can anyone argue that he is,to the girl, anything less than divinely sexy(cool word combo eh?).

sooooo i have decided again. that i shud save the world! then i would be like totally OUT of fiona xie's league. helloooo hollywood!bollywood wouldnt be that bad either. but then i'd have to save india from like a shortage of curry or something.

hmmmm have i mentioned that im super in love with fiona xie?!??!?!! shes so FReaKinG hot! omg fiona xie>sophia bush & danneel harris. oh man AZN pride BITCH!hahahaha but have i mentioned that im NOT shallow.  but seriously fiona xie is soooo fine! my gosh! she sucks at acting but who cares!! looks are all that matter today. i'd pick fiona xie over soooo many people.

this is not some stupid little crush alright. fiona xie is on my to-do-list.sigh...i sound so horny and gross dont i. well im not. and to prove it i shall change the subject.

i realise that i have too high expectations for my life and i tend to think that my life sucks. this is NOT being emo this is being stupid as hell. cos frankly speaking my life is anything but crappy.my mum is great! seriously. i appreciate her for sooooo many things. im not just saying this cos theres a slight chance she might be reading my blog. im saying it cos im being a typical blogger and typing whatevers in my heart. and so what if my dad doesnt live with me. right now i cant imagine my life with my mum and my dad together again. 

as sad as it may sound its not. its great, cos u know why? cos i live for the moment. and if everyone just stops thinking so damn much everyone will be so much happier with their lives.

live for the moment. cherish whatever that is that u have. and if u feel like there isnt anything, find something cos i guarantee that there is.

HAHA that was pretty good i think! take my advise and you'll be a happier person. be my friend...AH HA! that just opens a whole new portal to the world of estacy and utter perfection.

ooh haha i put the most stupid name EVER! on my new south wales OTAS. hahaha im serious. well u know in american pie, the stifmeister? haha well im not gonna type it cos my fingers may bleed from the very stupidity of the word. imagine my surname and the word meister (it means master in german.haha courtesy of matt stifler) and combine the two.sigh...yes its as bad as u imagine it to be. but its pretty funny.

THE SHERMANATOR! A HIGHLY SOPHISTICATED COUNCELLING MACHINE SENT BACK IN TIME!!! HAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAA

poof.